| Chapter 1 |
How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt |
| Chapter 2 |
How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titlist from the Tee |
| Chapter 3 |
How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker |
| Chapter 4 |
How to Get More Distance off the Shank |
| Chapter 5 |
When to Give the Ranger an Obscene Gesture |
| Chapter 6 |
Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings |
| Chapter 7 |
When to Implement Handicap Management |
| Chapter 8 |
Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before Noon |
| Chapter 9 |
How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round |
| Chapter 10 |
How to Find That Ball that Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water |
| Chapter 11 |
Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care that You Birdied the 5th |
| Chapter 12 |
How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome |
| Chapter 13 |
How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee |
| Chapter 14 |
When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent |
| Chapter 15 |
God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt |
| Chapter 16 |
When to Regroup Your Ball Retriever |
| Chapter 17 |
Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? |
